The extent of my love life at the moment

And even though the ice cream makes me fatter, at least it always makes me feel better when I’m crying.

What I spend my days doing now

kitten mittens always sunny

Yes, this is totally inspired by the genius of whatshouldwecallme.  Lately as I don’t feel like writing how I feel, it’s so much easier just to show it.  Whatshouldwecallme is the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time.

ANd yes, this is an accurate portrayal of my life.

Quote from "Midnight in Paris"

  • Hemingway: Are you afraid of death? If you are a writer, surely you cannot be afraid of dying.
  • Gil: Actually, I’m very afraid of death... it’s probably my biggest fear.
  • Hemingway: Well, I don’t see why. It’s something all man has done before, and all man will do. Have you ever made passionate love to a truly good, beautiful woman?
  • Gil: Well, my fiancee is pretty sexy.
  • Hemingway: And when you make love to her, your fear of death is gone, at least in that moment, right?
  • Gil: No sir, definitely not.
  • Hemingway: When you are truly in love, when you make love, you will feel immortal. Then you must make love again. And again.

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HAHA, oh those awful billboards would be so much better if they used screenshots from movies rather than children who look like they’re about to cry.

HAHA, oh those awful billboards would be so much better if they used screenshots from movies rather than children who look like they’re about to cry.

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Is the swearing really necessary?

Is the swearing really necessary?

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