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Boys who wear earrings are beyond sex.
Okay, so this is a picture of David Beckham. You’re thinking, “It’s not the earring, it’s Sir David over there being all bonerific.” Truth is, put that earring on any guy, and the venom of desire starts to fill my mouth.
I’ve always wanted to date a guy who wore earrings and eyeliner. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find one that likes girls (I do NOT mind bi guys at all, sidenote). I wish I were a guys so I could wear earrings and eyeliner and date myself. It’s nothing special that I can do both, being a girl.
All I can do is walk through Little Five and bring a towel to wipe the drool from my mouth.